I Owe You

Chorus
For an I owe I owe I owe you
I owe you I owe you
For an I owe I owe I owe you
An I owe I owe you.

An H.P. man frae Polmadie came to me frae Polmadie,
An H.P. man he pestered me for an I.0., I.0.U.
Says he, 'Ye'll want a motor car. Jaguar? Right you are.
I'll give you yer motor car, give me yer I.0.U.'

Insurance man frae Cambuslang, came along frae Cambuslang.
Says he, 'In case yer car goes wrang give me yer 1.0. U.'
A garage man in Burnbank, filled my tank, in Burnbank,
Now he has got me tae thank for an I.0., I.0.U.

On that car I've travelled far, tae Dunbar, Balmaha,
Now I'm off tae Arrochar on an I.0., I.0. U.
A police car is chasing me, racing me, chasing me,
An' if they should catch up with me, they'll take me nae I.0. U.