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Polly had a poodle-o, poodle-o, poodle-o,
Polly had a poodle-o, piddled all the day.
Piddled on the carpet, piddled on the chair,
Piddled on the sofa, piddled on the flair.
Polly's poodle piddled all the day.

Polly brought the polis in to give the dog a boot.
When he came in the doggie had a wee run oot.

They took him out to India, there they let him out.
Since the day he got there they've never had a drought.

The farmers all around had a very heavy yield,
They hired Polly's poodle to irrigate their fields.

He followed all the football, he knew all the rules,
He never missed a post when he was daen the pools.