Who's the cause o' a' the mirth,
Rob Roy MacGreegor-O,
Frae Glasgow Cross tae the Solway Firth,
Rob Roy MacGreegor-O.
Chorus
Eat the breid an’ held the ba’,
The man that ate the bile't ham raw,
He verra seldom kicked his maw,
Rob Roy MacGreegor-O.
On a dainty sandwich he's gey keen
Two loaves o' breid an' a pig between.
When tae the dancin' he has gane
He aye leaves fourteen lassies hame.
Who puts on size 15 shoes
Drinks a barrel o' the rye-buck booze.
Who will right Auld Scotia's wrongs
Who is the leader o' the Tongs.
He never ever sings a song
Unless it's a hundred verses long.
That wis a real wee rotten verse
This one here is ten times worse.
At London toon he had a look
Kiss'd the Queen and chased the Duke
Frae Partick Cross up tae the Tron
Who knows every pub an' pawn.