Chorus
You cannae kick aroond here,
Naw you cannae kick aroond here.
You cannae kick aroond here,
Naw you cannae kick aroond here.
You cannae, cannae, cannae,
You couldnae kick your grannie,
You cannae, cannae, cannae,
You cannae kick aroond here.

When I was just a laddie
I went and asked my maw
If I could have a tanner
To buy a tanner ba'.
The tanner ba' she gave me
And I went oot tae play
But everywhere I took it
I heard the polis say:

Then I played for the Rovers
And I felt very proud
When I rushed up the centre
You should've heard the crowd
I'd make a shoot for goal
And you'd hear them roar and cheer
Then the ba' went past the post
And this was what you'd hear:

Ma fitba' days are over
And I'll be playin' nae mair
I had tae see the doctor
Because ma legs was sair
He tried some embrication
And gie'd ma leg a rub
Then, says he, You'd better go
And buy yersel a pub, because: